I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.
Every speaker has a mouth An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled...
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find...
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...
Humor starts like a wildfire but then continues on smoldering smoldering...
I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it 'arm around the...
In prehistoric times mankind often had only two choices in crisis...
I take my children everywhere but they always find their way back home.
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history...
I've found the best way is to not be scared of the attention but to be...
Recruitment and retention are critical to sustain our Armed Forces with the...
One of the best things for a woman to hear is that she is sexy.
I'm either going to go completely mental completely bankrupt or have the...
Once you are labeled 'the best' you want to stay up there and you can't do...
One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since...
I get a lot of the ideas when I'm resting - either when I'm meditating or...