I think I'm in a business where you have to look good and it's totally youth-oriented.
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Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For...
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on...
Yeah I read history. But it doesn't make you nice. Hitler read history too.
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I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or...
Don't follow any advice no matter how good until you feel as deeply in your...
I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over He would...
Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit the stores are...
Our competition for American business is no longer in the next county or the...
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A belief in God is vitally important not just in show business but...
To me the print business model is so simple where readers pay a dollar for...
It's a lot of work to keep reinventing yourself and coming up with new stuff...
The worst disease which can afflict business executives in their work is not...
I could play it safe by recording songs that are familiar but am I expanding...
It's better to take over and build upon an existing business than to start a...
It is an immutable law in business that words are words explanations are...