I want to tell my jokes. I want to have time with my children. I want to entertain people. And at one point I'll walk away from show business. But I don't want to walk away empty-handed.
If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy I think that's better than...
I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.
I don't normally talk about my religion publicly because I don't want people...
You know be able to do something great in your life you're gonna have to...
I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was...
Something about New York man: You can do more comedy there probably than you...
Being famous is great it's not like bad or horrible or anything.
You can become famous but you can't become unfamous. You can become infamous...
Our competition for American business is no longer in the next county or the...
McSweeney's as a publishing company is built on a business model that only...
A belief in God is vitally important not just in show business but...
To me the print business model is so simple where readers pay a dollar for...
It's a lot of work to keep reinventing yourself and coming up with new stuff...
The worst disease which can afflict business executives in their work is not...
I could play it safe by recording songs that are familiar but am I expanding...
It's better to take over and build upon an existing business than to start a...
It is an immutable law in business that words are words explanations are...