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Our government is founded upon the intelligence of the people. I for one do not despair of the republic. I have great confidence in the virtue of the great majority of the people and I cannot fear the result.
I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it and puts in into an unlocked car.
Quotes By Henny Youngman
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I once wanted to become an atheist but I gave up - they have no holidays.
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This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno he's Frank and in...
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Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
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A self-taught man usually has a poor teacher and a worse student.
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I've got all the money I'll ever need if I die by four o'clock.
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When I told my doctor I couldn't afford an operation he offered to touch-up...
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She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a...
Quotes About Car
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I wanted to end my life so bad and was in my car ready to go down that ramp...
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If you don't drink smoke or drive a car you're a tax evader.
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He's computerized but I won't let him come on cold. I created KITT. I...
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I am an artist. The track is my canvas and the car is my brush.
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The car business is a lot like football. In football you have to win once a...
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Since my induction into the Sports Hall of Fame I have wanted to have my No....
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A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately.
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In the back of your mind when you say you want to write music for the movies...
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I'm not a bad driver. And I never will be because I took lessons when I was...
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I remember things that happened sixty years ago but if you ask me where I...