Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?

Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings.

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

A day without sunshine is like you know night.

I force people to have coffee with me just because I don't trust that a friendship can be maintained without any other senses besides a computer or cellphone screen.

Friendship without self-interest is one of the rare and beautiful things of life.

Accountability in friendship is the equivalent of love without strategy.

Friendship is the source of the greatest pleasures and without friends even the most agreeable pursuits become tedious.

Friendship is Love without his wings!

Friendship with ones self is all important because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world.

True friendship multiplies the good in life and divides its evils. Strive to have friends for life without friends is like life on a desert island... to find one real friend in a lifetime is good fortune to keep him is a blessing.

It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble and then not worth much after you get it.

Without wearing any mask we are conscious of we have a special face for each friend.

There is some self-interest behind every friendship. There is no friendship without self-interests. This is a bitter truth.

Without economic development any potential for political openness and freedom will be questionable.

The wretch who lives without freedom feels like dressing in the mud from the streets Those who have you o Liberty do not know. you. Those who do not have you should not speak of you but win you.

Without freedom of the press there can be no representative government.

If governments let themselves be fully bound by the decisions of their parliaments without protecting their own freedom to act a breakup of Europe would be a more probable outcome than deeper integration.

How can you be conservative and justify wiretapping people without a warrant? We're supposed to be the party of personal freedom and civil liberties.

A culture without property or in which creators can't get paid is anarchy not freedom.

Maybe a part of me recognized how right the improvising spirit of jazz is. Not the sounds but the freedom to work with musicians who work that way. It felt very natural to me but I think there's a way to do it without it being a jazz record.

I suffered evils but without allowing them to rob me of the freedom to expand.