Every time I go and shave I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say 'I'm gonna go shave too.'

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

The Marines was a fresh start - that is why they shave your head. I wish they would let you change your name.

Looking in the mirror to check if my tie is straight is a waste of my time. I only look in the mirror once a day and that's in the morning when I shave.

The work is with me when I wake up in the morning it is with me while I eat my breakfast in bed and run through the newspaper while I shave and bathe and dress.

I try to shave at night so my skin has a chance to settle by the early morning call-time.

You know Stephen says in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave they brush their teeth. He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom and he turned it into this nightmare you know your worst fear of what's in there.

A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up and I can still remember when he shaved it he looked like a completely different person.

When my dad was badly weakened by the flu and my mom wanted to call an ambulance to take him to the emergency room he wouldn't go unless he could shave first and change into a nice shirt and a pair of slacks.

I hate being clean-shaven. My daughter gets very upset if I shave and says 'Bring back the spikes Dad.'

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads whereas balding white men look like giant thumbs.

The alarm rings 4:45 again at 5 but I wake up 4:30 naturally. Shower shave orange juice perk my own coffee hear the news and the CBS car arrives 5:30.

I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.