I remember when I was in school they would ask 'What are you going to be when you grow up?' and then you'd have to draw a picture of it. I drew a picture of myself as a bride.
What's funny about that is when I was writing Twilight just for myself and...
Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.
When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not...
We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually you know what? I say that...
I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention ' it would be funny.
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
Funny how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are.
I believe in a funny way the job of the novelist is to be out there on the...
I wasn't even 20 at the time but it taught me something about drugs. They...
I'm always in situations where you can't be funny and yet I want to do it...
There is nothing funny about a well-adjusted intelligent person making the...
Sometimes laughing isn't the best judge of what's funny 'cause I think...
Most of my ideas just come out funny.
The Islam of the 18th 19th and first half of the 20th century was a poor...
Funny I don't feel any more powerful today than yesterday.
The funny thing is the songs that people think are about me probably aren't....
Billy is a funny cheeky lovely boy and I love being with him. Parenthood is...
When you are not treated seriously you develop comically. Its sense of...
When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on...
I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD...
Sometimes you have to take the focus off of you and put it on someone else...
My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.
What I fell in love with as a child was 'My Fair Lady ' 'Funny Face '...
I watched a lot of silent directors who were absolutely great like John Ford...
