Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
I'm not sitting dwelling about the past or stressing or fretting about...
My hair has never been my greatest feature so that was funny enough unto...
I read a lot of scripts that I just don't find very funny.
That's what I hate about a lot of comedies when you're hitting a line or...
I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.
Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.
I think it's important to have closure in any relationship that ends - from a...
I've never sat there and plotted out how I was going to become successful or...
I realised how paranoid and guarded and not trusting - walled-in - I had...
Where would you be without friends? The people to pick you up when you need...
I'm not one aspect of the human experience - none of us is.
OK in all seriousness I would say I couldn't be in a relationship without...
You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we...
My dad became a soap opera actor and I was an extra in a skating rink scene...
To talk about a relationship trivializes something that's nobody's business.
I was told to avoid the business all together because of the rejection....
The best smell in the world is that man that you love.
I was always reading those beauty magazines and wanting to become this...
Art is so subjective and people can react however they want.
I have a lot of amazing women you know women in my life who have been an...
I love clothes but I don't know what to put on myself let alone others. I...
You know what makes me feel old? When I see girls who are 20-something or...
Of course the ideal scenario for parenting is obviously two parents of a...
