Random Quote
Beauty is only skin deep. If you go after someone just because she's beautiful but don't have anything to talk about it's going to get boring fast. You want to look beyond the surface and see if you can have fun or if you have anything in common with this person.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Quotes By Emo Philips
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Women: You can't live with them and you can't get them to dress up in a...
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He taught me never to smile which helps me when I visit disaster sites.
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When I wake up in the morning I just can't get started until I've had that...
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Some mornings it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how...
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My computer beat me at checkers but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
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How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.
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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I...
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Probably the worst time in a person's life is when they have to kill a family...
Quotes About Good
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There's no regret. You can't regret. I mean I've felt regret but I've also...
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My mother gave lots of good advice and had a lot to say. As you get older...
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Bear and endure: This sorrow will one day prove to be for your good.
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Let's not be afraid to speak the common sense truth: you can't have high...
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It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good...
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I feel beautiful when I'm at peace with myself. When I'm serene when I'm a...
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Do not think of your faults still less of other's faults look for what is...
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Being in a rock band is about touring. It's about writing songs and it's...
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If you pursue good with labor the labor passes away but the good remains if...
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I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.