I practice yoga at home to a TV show called 'Inhale ' taught by Steve Ross. I figured that if the people on the show could stretch that deep then I could too. I ended up pulling my hip flexor. But that's how I met my husband. Paul was the physical therapist my coach called to meet with me after hours.

I'm kind of a homebody. My husband says I like to just stay home and do nothing but that's just how I am.

Irish women are always carrying water on their heads and always carrying their husbands home from pubs. Such things are the greatest posture-builders in the world.

A good wife is someone who thinks she has done everything right: raising the kids being there for the husband being home trying to do it all.

When I met my husband I refused to invite him home for Passover because I was embarrassed my mother might serve all the catered dishes in the wrong order.

I work at home in the country and days will go by when except for my husband and son and the occasional UPS man the only sentient creatures that see me are my chickens and turkeys.

The average husband enjoys the total effect of his home but is usually unable to contribute any of the details of work and organisation that make it enjoyable.

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning a parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.

I should like to know what is the proper function of women if it is not to make reasons for husbands to stay at home and still stronger reasons for bachelors to go out.

The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue.

As a housewife I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work then hey I've done my job.

For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward.

Let the wife make the husband glad to come home and let him make her sorry to see him leave.

Whether a woman's running for office or she's supporting her husband who's running for office and she gets criticised for wearing open-toed shoes or for the colour of her coat there's just a lot of history that you bear if you are a woman who puts herself out in the political arena.

Happiness is not that easy to achieve but having a handsome husband a beautiful baby and a great job helps.

We should all aspire in life to do a multitude of things well - to be a great father to be a good husband to be a good lover you know to try to do things the best you can is very important to me.

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress and you've seen the devil.

This is how psychiatry has functioned-as a kind of property arm of the government who can put you away if your husband doesn't like you.

A good husband makes a good wife.

If women believed in their husbands they would be a good deal happier and also a good deal more foolish.

Husbands never become good they merely become proficient.

A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.

Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.