I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
There's a certain kind of behavior in the Arab world that to me resembles...
After all what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you...
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal...
People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.
I do have to travel a lot for speaking engagements.
Let's reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools - and use it on the...
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation the first things to be...
Never wear anything that panics the cat.
You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.
There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more...
Anyway no drug not even alcohol causes the fundamental ills of society. If...
Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the...
I like making things. I have a wood shop at home. I am a terrible carpenter...
One of the enduring problems with certain societies in the world - and this...
No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you...
Nobody likes insurance companies especially health insurance companies.
Little islands of human happiness peace and prosperity are so exceptional...
Hubris is one of the great renewable resources.
The great thing about being a print journalist is that you are permitted to...
If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health slow...
The inherent purpose of American government is let people seek their own...
We need a government alas because of the nature of humans.
What would annoy the most people most often? That is the true left-wing test...
