California must be all American or all Chinese. We are resolved that it shall be American and are prepared to make it so. May we not rely upon your sympathy and assistance?
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes....
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same...
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five....
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up...
A man will go to war fight and die for his country. But he won't get a...
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for...
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a...
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
I want to have children but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me...
My Vegas act is how I make my money.
Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually it's...
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's office...
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've...
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't...
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've...
Before I met my husband I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few...
There are different kinds of humor some is sarcastic some introspective....
I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and...
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want...
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
To attract men I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'
