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It was depressing very depressing. I worried about how I would make a living. I didn't want to stay on the farm. It didn't offer the challenge I wanted and yet without a college education I felt that I was really out of luck.
I like to use 'I Can't Believe it's Not Butter' on my toast in the morning because sometimes when I eat breakfast I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.
Quotes By Demetri Martin
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I like women but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars...
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If I have to move up in a building I choose the elevator over the escalator....
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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner...
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Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do...
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I tend to avoid televisions politics and places with velvet ropes.
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And my only rule being if when I wake in the morning I'm looking forward to...
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And of course I didn't make any money from stand up for years so I had temp...
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I love women but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are...
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My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes you always get another...
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I think that when you get dressed in the morning sometimes you're really...
Quotes About Food
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I think that food ties us to our community and our traditions and it's the...
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We all thought of chicken as lean protein-rich food that's good for weight...
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One must know combinations one must have a true knowledge of food to be in...
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After my pregnancy I discovered I have an allergy to yeast. Problem is all...
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James Bond is quite serious about his drinks and clothing and cigarettes and...
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For all the concern about bodies and weight 'Baywatch' has three huge...
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We have by far the most expensive health system in the world. We spend 50...
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I went from 118 pounds to 135 pounds in a few months. But I still didn't...
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If we do not change our negative habits toward climate change we can count...