To be able to throw one's self away for the sake of a moment to be able to sacrifice years for a woman's smile - that is happiness.

A wise woman never yields by appointment. It should always be an unforeseen happiness.

If you ever find happiness by hunting for it you will find it as the old woman did her lost spectacles safe on her own nose all the time.

My whole working philosophy is that the only stable happiness for mankind is that it shall live married in blessed union to woman-kind - intimacy physical and psychical between a man and his wife. I wish to add that my state of bliss is by no means perfect.

A woman's heart must be of such a size and no larger else it must be pressed small like Chinese feet her happiness is to be made as cakes are by a fixed recipe.

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

I really think that there was a great advantage in many ways to being a woman. I think we are a lot better at personal relationships and then have the capability obviously of telling it like it is when it's necessary.

The great city is that which has the greatest man or woman: if it be a few ragged huts it is still the greatest city in the whole world.

It is those who concentrates on but one thing at a time who advance in this world. The great man or woman is the one who never steps outside his or her specialty or foolishly dissipates his or her individuality.

There is a woman at the begining of all great things.

As usual there is a great woman behind every idiot.

The great question that has never been answered and which I have not yet been able to answer despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul is 'What does a woman want?'

President Bush once said that marriage is a sacred institution and should be reserved for the union of one man and one woman. If this is the case - and most Americans would agree with him on this - then I have to ask: Why is the government at all involved in marrying people?

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

No man is good enough to govern any woman without her consent.

Happiness? A good cigar a good meal a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman it depends on how much happiness you can handle.

A bad man is the sort who weeps every time he speaks of a good woman.

A man is as good as he has to be and a woman as bad as she dares.

What good is it being Marilyn Monroe? Why can't I just be an ordinary woman?

Well if Fortune be a woman she's a good wench for this gear.

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother if it is both he is twice blessed indeed.

There is only one thing that a man really wants to do all his life and that is to find his way to his God his Morning Star salute his fellow man and enjoy the woman who has come the long way with him.

Pregnancy is a kind of miracle. Especially so in that it proves that a man and woman can conspire to force God to create a new soul.

I am in love - and my God it is the greatest thing that can happen to a man. I tell you find a woman you can fall in love with. Do it. Let yourself fall in love. If you have not done so already you are wasting your life.